Total Medals Earned: 162 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,280 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/400 points)
Watch the Intro
Clear the first 5 waves
Watch the Ending
Check out the Credits page!
Clear Wave 15
Kill 100 Regulars
Clear Wave 16
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 8
Kill 50 Agiles
Kill 25 Brutes
Clear Wave 14
Clear Wave 18
Clear Wave 20
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/30 points)
Find Love in Metropolis City
Prove Your Spirit in Kenican Jungle
Explore The Unexplored in Campbell Caves
THE journey ends. YOUR journey begins.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/220 points)
2nd of December
18th of December
8th of December
11th of December
15th of December
5th of December
1st of December
14th of December
4th of December
19th of December
9th of December
17th of December
7th of December
16th of December
6th of December
10th of December
3rd of December
13th of December
12th of December
20th of December
21st of December
24th of December
22nd of December
23rd of December
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Kill two birds with one stone
Contribute to the Saint Inquisition killing more than 100 vampires!
Fry all vampires in the stage with only one bullet
Submit an awesome score!
Recover your most precious thing!
Beat the game in Hard Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/275 points)
Kill 12 hippos!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.